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#1 Posted : Wednesday, October 8, 2008 1:59:34 AM(UTC)
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What is the difference between a homeless-bilist Gore-Tex.

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Two bilists off the trail to find a corner in the Woods and make their needs.

Simplified his first and the other side, pending the first screaming screaming, "what happened?" asks another. "Snake bit me in the ass," said the first "rush rush get a doctor."

The two ran ran ran, Fertigation, a doctor at the clinic that day, he asks him what to do.

"You have to make two cuts on either side of the bite and suck out the venom."

The second run running back to first. He finds him lying, barely breathing.

"What did the doctor say?" he asks, weakly

"You're going to die, man."

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Two bilists stopped to wash with water cooler near Fort 28, they begin to undress and then (not that the previous joke) sees the two transparent stockings rebels women's

"What?" asks in wonder

It says that "heat".

"When you use them to warm feet?"

' Since my wife found them in my backpack. "

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One day, Moishe, Yocheved, returns home and his wife/husband gets to him, he was naked, what

"Tethered, and relationships, you can do whatever you want," he whispered

Then he/she/it relationship and went to for Israel.

(I wasn't blindsided. imbibed in charge)

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Three bilists from Nahal Amud and kiosk.

The seller with a good look at them and say

"What is this a joke?"

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How put four cardboard box bilists

Tell them they can sleep inside.

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And how you got them out of the box? Tell them it costs 10 shekels.

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Bilists couple decided to sleep at the Angel after three weeks of walking and sleeping out in the night to pee, shbilist returns a few minutes later and its companion.

"I've never seen anything like" run "some modern amenities just Angel has open the door the light."

"Dumb" SPE "return him pee in the fridge."

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#2 Posted : Thursday, October 9, 2008 3:00:38 PM(UTC)
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#3 Posted : Thursday, October 9, 2008 6:51:57 PM(UTC)
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#4 Posted : Friday, October 10, 2008 12:24:46 AM(UTC)
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#5 Posted : Wednesday, October 15, 2008 2:37:23 AM(UTC)
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It's hard to explain how nice it is to return aiifff from the army and see bullshit!!!
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#6 Posted : Wednesday, October 15, 2008 4:44:23 PM(UTC)
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Two brokers hikers (imaginary but there is such a thing) in the Israel National Trail (INT) suddenly up questions they see lots of cowshit around offering to taste shit, get me a thousand dollars, the other bends enthusiast and tastes. Respect means and paying two thousand dollars.

After a half hour in the North and they will again see Grove lot of shit around. Says the other first. Well let's see you Shit get taste of me.
Bend the two tasting and receive $ 1,000. After a few steps and one got it?

Season. Although eating shit but layered bedrock.

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#7 Posted : Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:02:38 PM(UTC)
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Father and son walk for Israel. Ask father son
"Daddy, Daddy, why the sun rises in the East and sets in the West?"
"Hey son, I don't know."
Continue to go and ask
"Dad, why do the camel hump?"
"Hey son, I don't know."
"Dad, you don't mind me asking so many questions?"
"If you don't ask, how do you know?"

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#8 Posted : Wednesday, October 15, 2008 9:47:59 PM(UTC)
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#9 Posted : Friday, October 17, 2008 6:51:44 PM(UTC)
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#10 Posted : Friday, October 17, 2008 11:40:25 PM(UTC)
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Someone told me there's somebody else in the area, the gas station I think that camping brochure that inter alia the jokes there, does anyone know anything about anyone?
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#11 Posted : Saturday, October 18, 2008 2:44:01 AM(UTC)
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Ma, I told you, I spent Wednesday.

In the book the way of Tel-Dan in the last page of Tiberias great there at the gas station at the entrance to the city grocery and convenience store or you can find a camping company register my hearts, called: Fez is expecting at the time was probably one company in late August 2008, respectfully opened the notebook. There are a lot of old part information but it's nice to see when I was putting the notebook notebooks to store he drew me more links on that Bill. The heat, the fatigue of climbing the breakfast group and the thought of continuing the way Jordan made me smile but hardly in a State of mind because I'd probably laugh. Son, Tomer, pretty much laughed at jokes he probably did not know how many more do we have to go.

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